Chapter 268: Bitten by a Dog! (Bonus for Leader Al Mood)

"Freeze right there! Are you going to return it or not?!" Within Fang Qi's space, Su Tianji had completely lost her composure, her jade-like countenance frosty cold!

"It was just a single radish, is it really worth all this fuss?!"

"I spent three whole hours growing that!" Su Tianji felt her lungs were about to burst with rage. "And some of it belonged to my disciple! Give it back right now!"

"Gone." Shopkeeper Fang adopted the shameless attitude of a dead pig unfraid of boiling water, pointing at the dog beside him. "I already bought a dog with it, spent every last bit. How about you come steal mine when my crops are fully grown?"

"Is this master that kind of person? I..." Internally she cursed, "Looking at this guy's shameless face, there's nothing I can do to him right now. I'll just flatter him on the surface first, then tomorrow I'll steal every single one of his crops and see what he does then!"

"No, wait! What do you mean steal? It's clearly taking back the fruits of my own labor!" Su Tianji kept a cold face, feeling perfectly justified. "Exactly!"

"I'm coming back tomorrow!" she thought with deep resentment.

On the surface, she put on a gentle look and asked, "Why did you buy a dog?"

"To buy a dog... well, a dog as a creature..." Fang Qi pondered for a long time, then suddenly blurted out, "It benefits the nation!"

"What does growing crops have to do with the nation!" Su Tianji's face turned dark.

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At this moment, Dong Qingli and Zhang Wanyu had just finished playing their games and returned to "My Space" to harvest their crops.

"I'm missing so many oranges here!" Zhang Wanyu cried out in shock.

"Huh? Why is a huge radish missing from here?!" Dong Qingli stared at the extra large hole in the ground, a look of utter bewilderment on her face. "It was so big, and it was right here just now!"

It wasn't just the two of them; Elder Fu discovered it too: "This old man's crops in the courtyard... why does it seem like one is missing?"

"I'm missing one too!" Nalan Hongwu stared at his vegetable plot, completely baffled like a monk scratching his head.

"Where are my spiritual oranges?! Who picked them?!" Xue Daolv was also left in a daze.

Song Qingfeng, Xu Zixin, and the others returned to their plots at this time, all of them equally stupefied.

"..." Roughly dozens of players who engaged in farming were all left completely dumbfounded.

The QQ players of the Jiuhua City shop had established a chat group, though usually no one said a word in it, but today...

Lanyan: "Today a vegetable suddenly went missing from my plot, so strange! Have you guys experienced this situation?"

"I'm missing one too!"

"I lost a huge radish!"

"I'm missing spiritual grain!"

"I'm missing oranges!"

Instantly, a large group of lurkers surfaced.

Someone even tagged the Big Boss Fang.

"Shopkeeper Fang, what's going on?!"

"I'll go scout for intelligence!" Nalan Mingxue popped up.

Then she ran over to Fang Qi's space, and three minutes later...

Nalan Mingxue: "No need to tag Big Boss Fang anymore, the vegetables were stolen by Big Boss Fang himself, and he even boasted that he doesn't have them to give back, and if you have the ability, come steal them yourself!"

Immediately, public indignation was aroused!

In the group, Su Tianji expressed: "This kid is smug because of his poverty, tomorrow let's go pull out all of his crops!"

Lanyan: "Agreed!"

Song Qingfeng: "Seconded!"

Xu Zixin: "Count me in!"

Jiang Xiaoyue: "My vegetables are gone too! I want to steal from the boss as well!"

"..."

Big Boss Fang popped up: "[Cold Sweat] Can you guys discuss this kind of thing in private..."

Su Tianji: "...When was Shopkeeper Fang pulled into the group?"

Nalan Mingxue: "..."

Lanyan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

After all, usually no one paid attention to the group...

At this time, Shopkeeper Fang was playing with an Akita Inu in "My Space."

"Come on! Smile! Xiao Qiu!"

Click!

Fang Qi held a camera in his hand and pressed the shutter.

A few thousand gold coins were more than enough for him to buy these little gadgets, and most importantly, Fang Qi discovered that these could also be used to create QQ emoji packs!

While taking photos, Fang Qi began to create the Akita Inu emoji pack.

Time flew by and it was soon twelve o'clock; Fang Qi closed the shop and went to sleep.

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The next day, Su Tianji arrived exceptionally early with her disciple, skipping both watching dramas and eating breakfast, rushing directly to log onto the computer.

Only then did Shopkeeper Fang lazily sit in front of his computer, holding a bowl of instant noodles.

Inside Fang Qi's "My Space," there was not a single soul at this moment. After a long night, the crops in Fang Qi's plot had all grown lush and vibrant; the platinum spiritual radishes had grown dense leaves, clearly having been ripe for a long time.

The planted spiritual peach trees were also heavily laden with fruit, each one hanging low as if about to drop.

A small yellow dog was dozing off in the doghouse nearby, its face pressed against the ground looking both dazed and silly, appearing quite foolish.

Su Tianji mimicked Fang Qi's actions from yesterday, bringing a shovel as she walked into the courtyard with a cold face: "Today I will take back all of your illegitimate gains from yesterday!"

Stepping into the yard, she first dug up a radish.

Excellent, one radish obtained.

Next, she started picking peaches.

"Beep beep!"

A warning tone sounded.

Space prompt: Leave a line in life for future meetings, do not be too greedy.

Su Tianji was stunned at first, then suddenly realized: "No wonder that kid only stole one yesterday. I thought he was being kind-hearted, turns out you can only steal one!"

"Oh well, there are still so many other people anyway." Since she had reached her limit but others could still come, Su Tianji felt that taking back her own share was enough.

"I'll steal all of yours sooner or later!" Su Tianji glared resentfully, and just as she was about to leave, she suddenly found the yellow dog blocking her way.

"Woof! Woof woof!"

"Why is this dog so fierce?"

"Ah—!"

...

A minute later, Fang Qi’s Qicomm flashed: "Fang Qi, get out here right now!"

The profile picture was a beautiful close-up of Su Tianji.

"What's up?" Fang Qi replied, having just finished his instant noodles.

On the other side, Su Tianji looked at her expenses and exploded with rage on the spot!

Rabies vaccine fee: 800!

Wound medicine fee: 100!

She had only stolen a radish worth three hundred, was all this really necessary?!

The most infuriating part was that the giant radish she stole had dropped right back into the vegetable plot! She had forgotten to pick it up!

"Explain to me right now, what is the deal with that dog (furious) (cleaver)...?!" A continuous row of cleavers clearly manifested Su Tianji’s murderous intent.

"What dog?" Having just finished his meal, Fang Qi was completely clueless.

"Still playing dumb!"

"When are you coming back! Come back to Jiuhua! This venerable master will treat you to some food!" Su Tianji's words dripped with icy malice.

"Not for the time being (Akita smirk), sister!" Fang Qi sent an Akita Inu emoji he had saved yesterday (the exact image can be searched, yes, the kind that looks incredibly smug and cheap), "To avoid a real-life PK!"

"So you do know what a real-life PK is (furious) (cleaver)!"

Su Tianji suddenly noticed: "Where did you get that emoji?!"

"Do you want it?" Fang Qi typed back, "This boss can send you a whole set (Akita-style cute daze)?"

And just at that moment, the chat group exploded into chaos again.

Lan Yan: "Who went to steal the boss’s crops today? That wretched guy actually raised a dog (furious)!"

Song Qingfeng: "I knew the boss would be on guard. You were all spotted by him yesterday, so what were you even trying to steal for?"

Lan Yan: "You didn't go?"

Lin Shao: "Bullshit! It was only because we charged in first and died that this kid quickly slipped away (cleaver)!"

"Trash boss!"

"Agreed! Trash boss!"

"Beep beep."

Right at that moment, a system prompt chimed, and almost everyone received the notification: "Your friend 'Big Boss Fang' invites you to watch 'Zhu Xian' together, do you accept?"

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