Chapter 301: Keep Arguing and I'll Shut Down Your Computer!
"How utterly insolent!" Seeing that the Divine Ocean Realm cultivators no longer paid them any heed, they finally breathed a sigh of relief, yet immediately fell into a flurry of hushed complaints.
"Utterly vulgar!"
"The esteemed Fairy Mo of the Nanhua Faction graces this place with her presence, and not only do they fail to receive her properly, they actually make Eldest Senior Sister wait in line!" a female cultivator murmured in quiet indignation.
"Rustic bumpkins with shallow wits, we shall not stoop to their level!" another female cultivator consoled herself, though their voices grew steadily louder.
"Hmm?!" Several Black Demon Guards at the peak of the True Lake Realm spun around, their gazes chillingly cold as their formidable cultivation pressures unfurled through the air.
The young women instantly felt themselves engulfed by a terrifying, suffocating pressure!
"..." They fell silent in a single heartbeat.
The Black Demon had already concluded his transaction; in his left hand, he held a steaming bowl of instant noodles, while his right gripped a bottle of Coca-Cola, his frozen gaze sweeping over the women with scrutiny.
The awe-inspiring light flashing within his eyes was overbearing, and the aura radiating from his entire being felt as deep and oppressive as an abyssal abyss; before him, the meager cultivation of these maidens resembled nothing more than helpless chicks caught in a violent ocean tempest, doomed to be swallowed by the tide no matter how desperately they struggled!
The female cultivators shrunk back, nearly huddling entirely behind Fairy Mo's back!
"Humph!" A cold snort resounded like a heavy sledgehammer, striking deep into the hearts of everyone present!
Staring at the tall silhouette cloaked in a black mantle as it retreated to find a seat, sipping Coca-Cola along the way, someone whispered, "Who is that man? His aura is absolutely terrifying!"
Just then, Xi Chenzhou of the Coiled Serpent Manor strolled through the door, his brow furrowing in displeasure at the sight of the litter—discarded petals—strewn across the floor, and he called out as he entered, for the clean, comfortable, and high-end environment of this shop was an essential part of their experience: "Boss, why is the entrance to your shop in such a mess? Aren't you going to clean it up?"
Fang Qi raised his eyes and took in the chaotic state of the threshold: "Who threw it there? Go clean it up yourselves!"
"Why should we be the ones to clean it?!" a rather beautiful, white-robed female cultivator demanded coldly, "How thoroughly rude!"
"Hmm?!" By now, Chief Manager Tang Yuan and Second Manager Tao Kun of the Yuanheng Pavilion had finished their transactions, purchasing a pack of spicy sticks as well, and they cast their eyes over; Tao Kun offered the women a cruel sneer, "Boss Fang truly possesses a mild temperament. If this were my Yuanheng Pavilion, anyone daring to defile our entrance in such a manner would first be bound, have their limbs shattered, and then be doused in brine to hang outside for seven days and seven nights!"
"Ah, so it is Manager Tang and Second Manager Tao, a pleasure indeed!" Xi Chenzhou, who had just entered, remarked, "If anyone dared to act so insolently in my Coiled Serpent Manor, they would likely have been beaten into a pulp by now!"
A young female disciple shivered violently, her voice trembling, "This one is also a great cultivator of the Divine Ocean Realm!"
Fairy Mo muttered, "...I know!"
Fang Qi scratched his head and said, "The rules of our establishment dictate that anyone causing trouble will have their legs broken, their cultivation crippled, and be thrown out. These ladies have turned my entrance into an absolute wreck; does that count as causing trouble...?"
"Legs broken...?"
"Cultivation crippled?!"
The white-robed female disciples looked at the dense crowd of Divine Ocean Realm masters around them, whose overwhelming auras suddenly pressed down; the sensation was akin to a flock of lambs blundering into a pride of lions, and their knees instantly turned to jelly.
Moreover, when they considered the consequences of actually having their legs broken and cultivation ruined only to be cast out into a place like this...
They instinctively sensed countless sinister, watching eyes lurking within the surrounding shadows.
Even Fairy Mo's face had turned pale by now; at a moment like this, how could she dare voice her true purpose of coming here to beat up the boss? She shrieked, "It doesn't count!"
The other female cultivators cried out in terror, "We will clean it up right away!"
They hurriedly rushed to sweep the floor!
Just then, a beast-drawn carriage pulled up before Fang Qi's shop; the large black dog pulling the cart was a sight Fang Qi recognized instantly.
A man clad in a short shirt stepped down; it was Wang Xian, the very man who had driven the carriage to bring him here in the beginning.
"Oh? Boss, your shop is becoming grander by the day!" He looked at the white-robed beauties currently sweeping the entrance. "Even the sweepers in your shop are so stunning! Every single one looks like a celestial fairy!"
"Who is a sweeper?"
"You're the sweeper!"
"Are you blind or what?"
"..."
They instantly bristled with fury.
...
Once the floor was clean, Boss Fang, back at the counter, had long concluded his duties and returned to slaying monsters in the Legend of Mir.
Zou Mo asked politely, "Excuse me, ladies, would you like to play games or watch television dramas?"
None of them answered; Fairy Mo's expression was so glacial it could have grown frost, her cold eyes dark and stern, seemingly brewing an outburst of repressed emotion.
"Hmm?" Seeing that they remained silent, Zou Mo said in bewilderment, "Could it be that you ladies did not come here to play games or watch television dramas?"
"Eldest Senior Sister, a wise person does not fight against impossible odds..." one female cultivator whispered under her breath.
"..." Fairy Mo's expression stiffened. "We came here to play games and watch television dramas!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" The others, still trembling from the residual pressure of the surrounding Divine Ocean Realm cultivators, nodded their heads like chickens pecking for grain.
Zou Mo felt a wave of awkwardness. "So, do you ladies want to play games, or watch television dramas?"
In perfect, unified harmony, they cried out, "Both! We want both!"
Having paid their fees, their hearts swollen with grievance and their anger suppressed beneath a wave of indignation, they shot a fierce glare at Boss Fang, who was currently engrossed in his game, and murmured, "Relying on the might of others!"
"Winning by unfair means!"
"Utterly shameless!"
Boss Fang removed his virtual reality headset, his indifferent gaze sweeping over cold and detached...
"Look quickly, what is that person eating?!"
"It smells so wonderful!"
"Eldest Senior Sister, look! This television drama called Jade Dynasty is incredible!"
"Heaven and earth are ruthless, treating all things as straw dogs!"
"This person can actually fly while treading upon a sword!"
It was as though a wondrous new world had finally opened before them, their faces painted with awe and shock.
It was as if absolutely nothing had happened just moments before.
"..."
Inside Su Tianji's personal space: "Master, let me play for a bit... Didn't you say it wasn't any fun...?"
Fenghua and Yuexin stood closely behind her, watching longingly as Su Tianji hummed an unfamiliar tune while planting a Peashooter on the left and a Wall-nut on the right.
"Hold on, hold on!" Su Tianji said, "Your master is about to beat the twentieth level. Just wait until I reach..."
"Five more levels! Just five more levels and I'll let you play!"
"Alright then..."
"We'll wait a little longer..."
"Look, that zombie is eating the Wall-nut Master planted! Haha, it truly looks so silly and foolish!"
Some time later...
Inside the Half City branch.
"Senior Sister... Weren't we supposed to give that boss a thorough thrashing to uphold the grand reputation of our Nanhua Faction...?"
"We shall... watch the drama first! Watch the drama first!" A flash of fierce determination crossed Fairy Mo's eyes. "Once your Eldest Senior Sister masters all the supreme techniques within this drama, I shall return to uphold the reputation of our Qingyun... oh no, Nanhua Faction!"
In her mind, she was already fantasizing about the day her Divine Sword Lightning Control Technique reached grand completion, allowing her to crush all the major factions of the Origin Internet Cafe, kick the tyrannical Boss Fang aside, and return to the sect to defeat the Nanhua Heavenly Maiden, Liu Ningyun, with a single strike of her sword.
"Nine heavens of profound sanctuary, transform into divine thunder! Splendid heavenly majesty, guided by the blade!" Mo Xian’s expression turned cold, a soft murmur escaping her lips.
A few female disciples in the shop cried out in breathless excitement: "Senior Sister recited those incantation lines absolutely perfectly!"
"If you ask me, she is definitely no less magnificent than Lu Xueqi!"
"When she unleashes it, it will undoubtedly possess even greater grace!"
"Keep making noise and I will shut down your computers!" Owner Fang, who was sitting nearby, roared in utter vexation.
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