Chapter 594: Internet Cafe Army, Set Out on the Expedition!

"Your Highness." The elder clad in white clerical robes bowed and gestured an invitation, and the woman—breathtakingly exquisite from any conceivable angle, wearing a magnificent dress of fiery crimson and a delicate silver crown upon her head—took her seat at the place of honor.

Yet everyone present knew that this was merely a projection.

The noble Princess Isabella, endowed with the legendary and peerlessly holy bloodline of the gods, could not possibly have come in the flesh.

Beside her stood the renowned Saint Heinz.

And within this grand hall, they were not the only two powerhouses; there were masters from the Radiant Divine Kingdom, and even from other divine realms.

The elder who had previously gone to visit the Guardian of the Wind was also prominently featured among the projections.

"The Martial Emperor?" A noble entity furrowed their brow.

"An ant ignorant of the vastness of heaven and earth. Such beings never comprehend how utterly weak they truly are, nor do they know that there are heavens beyond heavens and people beyond people, blindly taking such arrogant titles," the elder laughed aloud.

"Ah, it is 'The World Mage,' Your Excellency Saint Hermadon," another entity spoke.

The scene before them shifted as the magical projection was redirected to a different location.

"And here we have the three legendary Sacred Sects of this continent. As everyone can see, behind this grand palace lies the Yuxu Mountain of the three Sacred Sects. Oh! I truly cannot believe it—I initially thought this would be an incredibly difficult siege! What exactly does such a weak sect rely upon to have the audacity to crown itself with the word 'Sacred'!"

"It seems I concur with your view, Your Excellency Saint Hermadon," another figure, completely enveloped in golden light, spoke up. "For such an existence to actually be crowned with the word 'Sacred'..." The figure shook its head in disdain.

"Oh, what do we have here? Such a human kingdom is simply too weak. Their king... Good heavens! The strongest expert in this entire realm is only equivalent to our fifth rank! Only fifth rank! It is simply unbelievable!"

"Apologies for my excitement, but what I mean to say is, I am afraid only an uncivilized region would give rise to such a nation!"

The screen shifted once more, and this time, the magical projection looked upon the Desolate Sea Realm.

"Oh... I truly cannot believe it..." At this moment, several youths including Joseph and Cei were also sitting on a bench by the edge of the square, watching the magical projection.

By now, their eyes were also filled with disbelief; under the explanations of this ambassador named Luther, they had fully witnessed the "arrogance" of the humans of this world.

"How could they be like this?"

"Oh, it is unimaginable what kind of world they live in! Truly terrifying!"

"I hope they can find salvation..."

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Meanwhile, in the Yuanyang City shop.

A youth with brownish-red hair was currently concentrating deeply on playing Dungeon and Fighter. It was Gabriel, and at this moment, he was neither grinding the Abyss nor in the Martial Arts Arena, but rather...

Megaphone: "1160"

"1161, come on! Keep grinding! Whoever can't keep up is a grandson!"

The spirit crystals at Boss Fang's counter continued to surge wildly.

Suddenly, he slapped the table fiercely: "Holy crap! My house is under attack!"

It was actually spoken in fluent Lingzhou dialect!

"What's wrong? What house?" Iberli looked at him strangely. "Are you playing StarCraft?"

Suddenly, several more warriors from the Western Polar Realm leapt up from their seats.

"Brothers! Grab your gear and let's go!" Gabriel shouted.

"Bring more Clear Cube Fragments! Bring more Clear Cube Fragments, holy crap!"

"Where is the Disassembler?! Disassemble some more! I'm going to get a few more Dharma artifacts to throw in!"

At this moment, Zong Wu was still practicing his sword techniques outside the door.

He stared dumbfounded at this group of chaotic Western Polar Realm people: "What in the world is going on...?"

"This is bad!" Elder Yu ran into the internet cafe from outside in a panic. "This is bad, everyone! This time, a great tribulation is truly descending upon Lingzhou!"

"What great tribulation?! Last time you said the tribulation would last three months, and so much time has passed since then," Zong Wu chided. "What kind of great tribulation is it now?!"

"Principal Gu has already calculated that an even greater disaster is coming! Those beings... they have truly launched an attack!" Elder Yu cried out loudly.

"What!?"

"Why has there been no news from the Tianyuan Sea?"

"They are attacking from the Western Polar Realm!"

By now, more and more people had gathered in the shop, numbering nearly ten thousand, all of whom were cultivators from various regions, and there were still many who had not yet arrived at the internet cafe.

Within the shop, group after group of cultivators and warriors logged out of their games, slapped the tables, and stood up.

Meanwhile, at the Jiuhua City shop.

The street was packed with cultivators and warriors, and a vast crowd remained inside the shop.

The purple-robed Daoist from the Xuanzhong Mansion and the elder from Yuxu Mountain emerged from the door stumbling, clutching their communication jades, nearly spitting a mouthful of old blood upon the doorway: "This is bad, those people... they are attacking from the direction of our sect!"

"What?!" At this time, Ji Wu was also wielding his precious sword outside the shop. Although he was the sovereign of the nation, maintaining a powerful personal martial force was absolutely necessary, so spending a few hours practicing every day was entirely beyond reproach.

"This time, if the lips are gone, the teeth will cold! We must work together with one heart and stand united!" He nearly wanted to cry; how on earth did they end up attacking from his own sect's side?!

And he was still here surfing the internet!

In his heart, a herd of ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped wildly past.

"Rest assured, Sect Master Wang!" Lan Mo thought for a moment; now was not the time to consider past personal grievances.

An Huwei: "Where is the Jiuhua Army!"

At this moment, the Deputy Commander, Gong He, was still slashing away in Legend. In the game, a warrior holding a massive, heavy greatblade could be seen relentlessly chasing a mage.

"Still running! Still running from me!" A terrifyingly grand white sword qi slammed down fiercely on the screen. "Witness my Heaven-Opening Slash!"

Boom!

"Hahaha! Not running anymore, are you? My forty-meter blade leaves you only thirty-nine meters to run!" He then took off his virtual reality headset. "Jiuhua Army! Jiuhua Army!"

Old Fu bowed his hands beside Nalan Hongwu: "My Lord."

"Mm!" Nalan Hongwu stroked his snow-white beard, sheathed his sword, and stood tall. "The time has come!"

Inside the Half-City shop.

Zou Mo sat at the counter, closing his eyes slightly, seemingly able to perceive a strange sight.

He started slightly: "This is bad!"

"Sister Ruan Ning, they... they are coming!"

"What do you mean they are coming?!" Mo Tianxing was sitting right on the sofa.

"Ah-ha! This deity has divined with his fingers." A cloud of black mist drifted down from the second floor. "You are all about to be in danger!"

Ning Bi stood up abruptly from her seat, glaring sideways. "Funny Ball, if anything happens, you'll be the first one sacrificed!"

She furrowed her brow: "They are here!"

"Where is my Grand Internet Cafe Army!?"

"Present!" The cultivators and warriors throughout the entire shop responded in unison; row after row of cultivators and warriors all rose from their seats.

Tang Yuan: "I damn well kill a hundred Abyss Demons every single day, I'm about to throw up from the grind. Since someone is actually attacking, it'll change things up for me!"

Black Demon: "Let's go, let's go! Come on! Let's stir up some trouble!"

Boss Fang posted in the group: "Someone's looking for trouble, brothers."

Gu Tingyun: "Internet Cafe Army, mobilize!"

"Internet Cafe Army, mobilize!"

"Internet Cafe Army, mobilize!"

The messages flooded the screen in an instant!

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