Chapter 247: Show Off

Chapter 247 Showing Off

Little Yang opened his eyes from his slumber, gazing at the cowhide tent overhead, chuckling aloud without cause.

A stinky little foot kicked over from the side, "Do you want to die? Not getting up early in the morning, lying in bed grinning like an idiot?"

Little Yang sat up, looking excitedly at the side, where Gouwa was rubbing his nose with closed eyes.

"Senior Brother Cao Cao, we don't have to do any work now, and we have meat to eat every day, shouldn't that make us smile?"

This was genuine, authentic meat; having grown up until now, it was the first time he ate himself full of meat, perhaps even emperors lived such days.

"Look at your ambition, a few meals of meat make you happy like this. Kids are indeed kids."

He was different; he had higher pursuits.

Gouwa sat up, wiped his hand, climbed off the bed, and patted the leg of Gao Zhijian snoring nearby.

"Idiot, get up, I estimate we'll be leaving in these few days."

"Leaving already?" Little Yang's expression showed great reluctance.

"Senior Brother Li has cured his hysteria, why continue staying? What, do you want to live here forever?"

Little Yang furrowed his brows and muttered quietly, "Living here forever isn't bad either."

"Hey! Think this is your own home? You're a guest now, that's why others serve you plates and stools; stay longer, they'll throw plates and stools."

After scolding Little Yang, seeing Gao Zhijian still asleep, Gouwa pulled back the quilt, grabbed his pants, and yanked them down hard.

Seeing the dazed Gao Zhijian frantically grabbing his pants, Gouwa grinned wickedly and rushed out of the tent.

Stepping out of the tent, Gouwa stepped barefoot into the river, starting to wash meticulously.

He wasn't this diligent before, but hearing Xiaoman say women like clean men, so he did this.

"Your face is patchy white and yellow, looking like a rat, if you're messier, just die." That was Chun Xiaoman's original words.

Gouwa thought about it, felt it made sense, and started grooming diligently.

Indeed, after washing frequently, among those bandit women, some actually started willing to talk more to him.

He had to step it up, because those Qingqiu people in the camp started hitting on him, making Gouwa anxious.

Picking what others left wasn't scary, he feared others picked everything, leaving him with nothing to choose.

Washed inside and out cleanly, then unfastened his belt and peed into the river.

Gouwa took a crumpled red flower from his chest, stuck it in his ear, and swayed toward the tents.

Just entering the camp, Gouwa saw Li Huowang's back; opening his mouth to greet, he saw the other handling scattered, creepy torture tools.

"Sigh~ Senior Brother Li, what are you planning to do again?"

Gouwa didn't bother tempting fate, sneaking past quietly.

He didn't go directly to the women's tents, but went to the Lv family troupe's tent door, standing outside calling softly: "Scholar! Scholar!"

"Ah! Coming, coming!"

Soon, Scholar Lv with downy whiskers on his lips rushed out. "Let's go. I'm done eating."

The two walked together toward the women's tents, chatting along the way.

"How is it? Isn't my flower nice?"

"Why would a man wear flowers? Only women wear flowers."

"Why can't men wear flowers? Where I'm from, men who wear flowers attract young maidens."

Arriving outside the women's tents, they didn't enter directly, waiting quietly for something.

Feet rested but mouths weren't idle, squatting there, cheaply discussing which woman looked good, which had big buttocks, which had big breasts.

Though their relationship wasn't necessarily good, on this matter, they had plenty in common.

As the sun rose higher, the women finally came out, holding clothes, going to the river to wash together.

"Hey, they're out, they're out! Follow quickly!"

Gouwa spat twice, blew saliva into his palms, smoothed his temples, then stepped up smiling to follow.

Seeing the two waddling over, the women weren't scared, gathering to discuss things, occasionally laughing lightly.

"That~~! Moon rises above the willow tip, people meet that...... afternoon!"

Scholar Lv's shout startled Gouwa, attracting the group of women to look over.

"Scholar, what are you saying?"

"I don't know either, I only know this one sentence, my dad said, modern women like literary flair."

Gouwa looked at him disdainfully, brushed the flower on his ear, and approached smiling.

Soon they reached the river; indeed, Gouwa really chatted well with them.

After all these days, they knew what kind of person Gouwa was, only daring to talk trash verbally.

Gouwa initially thought the flower worked, but after a while realized they were asking about Gao Zhijian.

Then, a group of Qingqiu men bare-chested rode horses past roaring, causing the women to scream in surprise.

Circling twice, one Qingqiu man suddenly led his horse through water, smiling stupidly at a wide-mouthed woman, extending his hand.

"Go quickly, this fellow is good! Look at his shoulders!"

"Yes, Lan'er, didn't you say last night you liked him too?"

"We can't keep choosing, Lan'er."

Seeing the woman named Lan'er pulled onto the horseback, men and women alike cheered noisily.

"What's so special, what's so special!" Gouwa looked very disdainful.

"That~~! Moon rises above the willow tip, people meet that...... afternoon!"

"Enough, Scholar, stop howling! You've been howling for an hour, has anyone looked at you properly once?"

Gouwa looked at the youth beside him with disgust, today he shouldn't have come with him, useless.

"I just don't believe it, I can be overshadowed by this dark shorty!"

Gouwa thought, took a small wooden tube from his waist, took a needle wrapped in white silk, stuffed it in from the tail.

"Cough! Ladies, watch closely, this is a supernatural power I learned from a True Man! Not anything else, this is magic~"

Seeing everyone's gaze turn to him, Gouwa looked more arrogant, starting to show off with the tube.

"Hehe~ Riding a horse is nothing, can it compare to mine?"

"Watch well, don't blink, this isn't something ordinary people can see!"

Gouwa spoke, led a sheep, put the tube to his mouth, sucked hard at the sheep's head.

In the next moment, his face instantly flushed crimson, panic-stricken he covered his neck with both hands.

"Kah~~ Kah~"