Chapter 216: Trash Who Hasn't Even Been to University (Thanks to 'Lian Zui Yan')

Chapter 216: The Trash Who Never Went to University (Thanks to 'Lian Zui Yan' for the Alliance Master bounty)

Hearing Zhang Yu's answer, Black Crow's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he smiled. "Haha, if it's the Boundless Spring and Autumn Zen, that's a top-tier body-refining cultivation method that many old-timers want to learn and patch up."

"Then I wish you success in this trial class, Teacher Ma, so you can become our gang's new Gold Medal Teacher."

"Once you become a Gold Medal Teacher, you can teach the gang's most important, wealthiest clients with the highest spending power. A monthly after-tax income of over a million is definitely not a problem."

"By the way, three veteran teachers from the gang have also come to trial this class..."

While speaking, Black Crow had already led Zhang Yu to the outside of the trial classroom.

Three gang teachers were already waiting there early. Noticing Black Crow and Zhang Yu walking over, they couldn't help but look over a few more times, a trace of doubt flashing in their eyes.

One middle-aged woman asked curiously, "Black Crow, who is this?"

Black Crow introduced, "This is Teacher Ma Yunteng, also here to participate in today's trial class."

Hearing these words, the three gang teachers all frowned in unison, and the gaze they cast toward Zhang Yu held an extra layer of coldness and hostility.

That middle-aged woman went directly to pry into Zhang Yu's background, speaking up to ask, "I know all the teachers in the gang who can tutor the peak of Qi Refinement. This Teacher Ma is rather unfamiliar. Could it be he just joined the gang not long ago?"

Black Crow smiled slightly from the side and said, "Teacher Ma hasn't been with us for long. He was previously responsible for teaching construction site cultivation methods, and he hasn't been around for the past few months due to other matters. It's perfectly normal that you don't know him, Teacher Ci."

Hearing that Zhang Yu originally taught construction site cultivation methods, a flash of contempt crossed the minds of Teacher Ci and the other two.

After all, the average educational background of construction site workers was low, their foundation in the Immortal Path was poor, and because they took low-quality drugs year-round, there were far more idiots among them than in other classes.

It could be said that the quality of students in construction site classes was far inferior to that of the elderly classes, and their spending power was even less comparable.

As for the teachers who taught construction site classes, their standard was naturally much worse. Whether it was strength, teaching ability, or the cultivation methods they mastered, they were often far inferior to the three of them.

Teacher Ci nodded and no longer paid Zhang Yu any mind. It seemed her opponents today were ultimately still the other two veteran underground teachers beside her.

Black Crow looked at his phone and said, "Several elders of the gang have already arrived and are watching the classroom through the camera."

"Then I'll go greet the students in the class first, and then we'll begin the trial."

"The order will follow what was previously arranged. You three, Teacher Ci, will go first, and then Teacher Ma, you will go last. Is that fine?"

Zhang Yu nodded, indicating there was no problem.

Black Crow stepped into the classroom and saw more than a dozen elderly individuals of varying temperaments already standing or sitting, waiting inside.

As these dozen-odd elderly individuals of varying temperaments looked over in unison, feeling the pressure of so many peak Qi Refinement auras pushing down, Black Crow's steps faltered slightly, and cold sweat trickled down his forehead.

Black Crow smiled faintly and said, "Sorry to keep you all waiting. Our trial class will begin shortly. Thank you very much for taking the time..."

Just then, a stern, silver-haired old man below the stage said coldly, "Black Crow, that Teacher Song last time only had a high school education. He didn't even get into university, yet he dared to come teach us."

"The teachers you arranged this time won't be that unreliable again, will they?"

Black Crow hastily placated, "Mr. Wang, although Teacher Song only had a high school education, he has rich teaching experience. A slightly lower education doesn't affect his teaching..."

Mr. Wang snorted coldly and said, "Who sitting in this classroom isn't a university graduate? Can a high schooler teach us? Can he even explain things clearly?"

Black Crow wiped the sweat from his head. He understood that this batch of university-graduated elders before him had been able to cultivate, learn, and work all the way to this age, and could rely on their jobs to maintain their consumption. They were the elite beasts of burden in companies, absolute educational discriminators. Whether high school graduates should even have human rights in their eyes was probably a question mark.

Just then, another old man chimed in, "Is your Dark Tuition Gang competent or not? If this were our company, a resume with a high school education wouldn't even be sent to my desk. Do they deserve to teach people?"

Yet another old man agreed, "People who didn't even get into university, aren't they just societal dregs? Incompletely evolved, they possess bloodlines destined to be eliminated sooner or later..."

"Exactly!" an old woman with bristling hair and beard said. "If you can't even pass the university entrance exam, can you even be counted as human?"

"Not to that extent, everyone, really not to that extent," Black Crow hurriedly consoled. "Furthermore, the teachers for our trial class this time are guaranteed to be university graduates."

"Humph," Mr. Wang said. "Then we want to see their university graduation certificates. Only those with university graduation certificates deserve to teach a class here."

Hearing this, another look of difficulty appeared on Black Crow's face. After all, almost every teacher in the gang hid their identity and was unwilling to let others know their profile. How could they possibly provide university graduation certificates?

Moreover, he had just said that casually; he really wasn't certain if all four trial teachers today were university graduates.

Black Crow, who only had a high school education, couldn't help but curse in his heart, "These old fogies, none of them view high schoolers as human."

"You should know that a good high school is no worse than a junior college, and a good junior college is no worse than a university. Therefore, an excellent high school graduate, through years of hard work, is fully capable of handling a teacher's job..."

Although grumbling secretly in his heart, he did not dare offend these important clients.

Just as Black Crow was thinking how troublesome this was, his phone vibrated. The gang elders observing the classroom through the camera had sent him a message.

Reading the content, Black Crow spoke to the elderly people in front of him, "Everyone, in the dark tutoring world, one does not need to reveal their identity. This is a long-standing rule of the underworld, and we in the Dark Tuition Gang cannot easily break it."

"However, your concerns are also reasonable. Why don't we try another method? You may appoint a representative to personally verify the cultivation of the teachers. How about it?"

Mr. Wang frowned and asked, "How to verify?"

Black Crow said, "This time, they are all teachers responsible for body-refining instruction. Why don't you strike them, Mr. Wang? Each teacher will neither parry nor block, neither dodge nor evade, using their physical body to directly take three moves from you. What do you think?"

"With your level, Mr. Wang, a teacher who can take three moves from you like this certainly wouldn't have just a high school education, right?"

The crowd nodded slightly. After all, high schoolers couldn't get into university and had to work right after graduation, leaving them with absolutely no time, energy, or wealth to intensively refine various body-refining cultivation methods.

Only university students went to the second floor, where during their ten years of university life they could continue to focus on their studies and practice more cultivation methods.

Even if they all had Level 10 physical strength, a person with a university degree, backed by multiple body-refining cultivation methods, would often far outperform someone with a high school degree in various metrics.

Mr. Wang said arrogantly, "Humph, trash who never went to university naturally cannot take three of my moves straight on."

"I approve of this method."

Black Crow knew this Mr. Wang held considerable prestige among these old fogies. Sure enough, once they saw him agree, the other elders raised no more objections.

Thus, Black Crow walked out and explained the situation to Zhang Yu and the other three. The other three teachers were full of confidence, agreeing without the slightest hesitation.

Although Zhang Yu wasn't entirely clear on what Mr. Wang's actual strength was, seeing how things stood, he could only agree for now.

And that slight trace of hesitation from him was viewed by Teacher Ci and the other two as a lack of confidence, causing them to look down on Zhang Yu even more, even suspecting whether Zhang Yu only had a high school education to be so hesitant.

Teacher Ci, who possessed the appearance of a middle-aged woman, was the first trial teacher to step into the classroom.

When verifying her cultivation, she stood motionless, letting Mr. Wang strike three consecutive palms, hitting her shoulders and stomach respectively.

Amidst three loud, booming crashes, Teacher Ci retreated five steps. After her face flushed crimson for a moment, it returned to normal in the blink of an eye.

Mr. Wang nodded in approval. "Not bad. The physical strength has reached the peak, and she possesses multiple body-protecting cultivation methods. Only a university graduate would have this kind of standard."

Having gained the approval of the elders, Teacher Ci let out a silent sigh of relief and walked up to the podium to begin the class.

"Today, I'm going to teach everyone how to take a shit."

"This may seem like a minor daily matter, but there is great knowledge within it, concerning life and death."

"Many years ago, a senior master, after working overtime without rest for ten years, suffered from constipation for half a year due to excessive pressure. In the end, while on the pit, he comprehended a set of cultivation methods, called the Detoxification and Longevity Art."

"What I am going to teach today is this very Detoxification and Longevity Art. Once mastered, it can expel toxins and impurities from the body every day..."

"The path of body-refining is three parts practice, seven parts eating, and the remaining ninety parts depend on how you inject drugs."

"As the old saying goes, the more needle marks on the arm, the better the grades will be."

"But the more drugs you inject, the more you must detoxify. So there is another saying: a good student must be able to squat long enough..."

"According to the latest research in Xiandu City, a student's body-refining grades are positively correlated with their hemorrhoid rate..."

Watching the elderly people listening intently to her lecture, Teacher Ci felt her inner drive growing stronger and stronger.

She thought to herself, "For my nine children, to raise them to adulthood, to let them get into university, to let them find a job, I must become a Gold Medal Teacher!"

Whenever she thought about her nine children growing up, working hard to pay off her child-rearing loans and transferring money to her every month, Teacher Ci felt herself drawing closer and closer to that wonderful day where she wouldn't have to work overtime and only needed to work twelve hours a day.

...

Meanwhile, the cameras in the classroom captured Teacher Ci's lecture in full, allowing the many elders of the Dark Learning Sect sitting in the meeting room on the other side to see everything clearly.

One elder commented, "Xiao Ci's approach lacks innovation; there's nothing special about it."

Another elder said, "The lesson is solid enough, but it's the same old story; the retention rate is probably not high."

"Let's take a look at the next one."

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Outside the classroom, Zhang Yu listened to Teacher Ci's narration and thought to himself, "Explaining the profound in simple terms, highlighting the key points, full of memorable moments, and also light and humorous, incorporating the latest theories... This woman's teaching level is already on par with excellent teachers from key high schools, isn't it?"

"The competition for the Dark Learning Sect's gold medal teacher seems fiercer than I imagined."

"No, my original preparation is still insufficient; I need to add more chips."

"This woman's flaw lies in this Detoxification and Health Preservation Method... this technique is not advanced enough."

"I need to highlight the advantages of Spring-Autumn Infinite Zen in terms of taking medicine!"

(End of this chapter)