Chapter 797: Square Catching Funny Ball Playstyle Opens

"Triangle mid?"

"Square jungle?"

A group of elves looked at Boss Fang with quizzical expressions. They were here to play League of Legends, not to learn middle school physics and high school geometry like that bunch of artifact masters over at the Jiuhua City shop.

Why were triangles and squares being brought into this?

"Can you even play like that?" The group of elves stared at Boss Fang in bewilderment.

"Of course you can!"

"Alright then, we'll go learn about this triangle and square business as soon as we finish eating!" With that, an elf warmly handed a box of delicious food to Boss Fang. "Here, this is my treat to you!"

Though they had no idea what Boss Fang was about to teach, still... since it came from the boss, it was bound to be a premium product.

"Xuexue always said, whatever the boss says, just believe him blindly and you'll be fine."

Sera’s little mind whirled with thoughts: Mm... it must be so.

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Inside the new Canglan City shop.

Whether they were usually active or quiet, a whole crowd of people had gathered around.

"Is the boss doing a League of Legends tutorial today?" As a Saint-level expert, Kellybel didn't have time to come to the shop every day. Consequently, despite her immense combat prowess, she often made rather baffling plays in the game.

She hastily dragged over a small stool and sat right at the front.

Other Saint-level experts gradually found seats in the lounge area and settled down.

Over at the Jiuhua City shop, the Yuanyang City shop, and all the other branches, massive crowds were also sitting in the lounge areas, munching on snacks while watching Boss Fang's live stream.

Su Tianji opened a bottle of Coke with practiced ease. "What is the boss streaming today?"

Nalan Hongwu replied, "League of Legends, most likely."

"Old Master, you're here to watch this too?" Beside him sat Xiao Yulv. His neck was completely wrapped in bandages, slathered with bone-setting ointment, and he was holding a plate of dried fruits as he sat stiffly on the sofa.

Next to him was an old man dressed in an elder's robe, leaning on a three-thousand-year-old aloeswood dragon-headed cane. He looked ancient with a flowing silver beard. It was Elder Tiangang, Xiao Changlong, who had recently emerged from seclusion, and who was also Xiao Yulv's grandfather.

"Why aren't you healed yet?" Nalan Hongwu looked at Xiao Yulv, slightly taken aback. "Don't you have Holy Light Healing?"

"What Holy Light Healing?" Xiao Changlong glared, his beard bristling. "Our sect possesses the finest bone-setting ointment. Why would we need some foreign spell?"

He slapped a palm as large as a cattail leaf fan onto Xiao Yulv's shoulder. "This brat... I guarantee he'll be up and jumping in a month! His recovery will be exceptionally swift!"

"Aowuuu!"

"Hehehe, yes, yes, yes! This bone-setting ointment is indeed effective," Nalan Hongwu said, cupping his hands in respect.

"Boss..." Xiao Yulv secretly sent a text message to Boss Fang, his face twisted in an expression of sheer agony. "Can you surreptitiously arrange a priest who knows Holy Light Healing for me?"

"I'm live streaming, we'll talk later if there's something."

"..." His face looked as though he was on the verge of tears.

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At that moment, in Boss Fang's stream.

"First, let's take a look at this square jungling. We're picking Kha'Zix, the VoidSpike. We should try to choose champions with stronger dueling capabilities to execute this square jungle strategy."

"The teammates haven't finished locking in their champions yet, so let's play a round of Fight the Landlord first." Seeing that his teammates were still drafting, Boss Fang brought up a quick game of cards. "Because we have total confidence, see, so we pick this character and we don't waste any time."

Meanwhile, at the Haotian Sect, the six chief disciples—led by the First Senior Sister Yu Yin and First Senior Brother Zhuge Qinlong—were all seated upright on the sofa with solemn expressions.

A large crowd of core disciples stood around them.

Flanking them were the Black and White Elders, supervising with stern faces. "Do you see that? What is called the aura of a supreme master? What is called remaining calm in the face of crisis?"

"Study hard! Watch closely and see how Senior Fang plays. Whoever learns the best and offers the deepest insights will receive a greater share of sect resources during the year-end distribution!"

"Hiss—!" The crowd instantly focused all their attention on Boss Fang playing Fight the Landlord.

They pondered in their hearts that in the future, they too would instant-lock a champion and then play Fight the Landlord! It would perfectly showcase the composed dignity of their prestigious Haotian Sect!

Then, the sounds of "pair of threes," "pair of sixes," "pair of Kings," and "bomb!" echoed from the screen.

...

"It's starting, it's starting!"

The onlookers, some holding bottles of Coke and others clutching bags of potato chips, ate while they watched.

They saw Boss Fang skillfully purchase a hunter's machete and head out.

Concurrently.

At the Half City shop.

The demoness Ning Bi was currently lounging on a sofa, comfortably eating potato chips while watching Boss Fang's live stream.

Suddenly, she glanced at the ID of the enemy jungler opposite Boss Fang: Fiendgod Great Heavenly Venerable?

Holding her bag of chips, she scanned the shop and sure enough, spotted a familiar figure in a corner, playing with absolute delight.

She checked his win rate: a seven-game win streak.

"Ahahaha! This deity is invincible! If you like the stream, don't forget to drop a follow!" He was clearly streaming as well, and truth be told, the cultivators of Half City, like Black Demon, absolutely loved watching him.

With that, he took a satisfying gulp of the immortal happy water, feeling exceptionally refreshed. "Old Fiend Fang! So what if I can't absorb spiritual qi? This deity is still living a splendid life, as happy as an immortal!"

"The game has started. The enemy jungler is a Kha'Zix. This character is quite easy to deal with. Basically, nine out of ten are beaten so badly by this deity that they can't even touch their jungle camps."

By spending the money earned from streaming on happy water every day, he felt he had grown significantly rounder.

Boss Fang tabbed out to glance at his private messages on QQ: "Boss, the guy opposite you is the funny ball!"

"Oh?" Boss Fang glanced at the opposing jungler's ID. "This style... it really does look like him."

The viewers watching the stream happened to witness this sequence:

"Hahaha! Watch Boss Fang capture the funny ball!"

"Go! Master Ball!"

"The square method for catching funny balls!"

...

Boss Fang remained completely unperturbed.

As for the team compositions, Boss Fang's blue side consisted of Fiora top, Xerath mid, Zyra and Caitlyn bot.

The opposing side had a Varus mid, Lee Sin jungle, and a bot lane duo of Vayne and Nami.

"Now, let me explain to everyone why it is called the square jungle," Boss Fang explained while maneuvering Kha'Zix to skirmish with the Elder Lizard sleeping in the forest. "This style might involve fewer direct confrontations, though they will still happen."

"However, it is more of a strategic insight in terms of planning; it's something that requires a brain."

"Strategizing within a command tent, seeing the macro through the micro."

"Hey, just watch how I play in a moment."

"This League of Legends... also tests strategy and scheming?" Sera looked on with a face full of astonishment. "Isn't it just about going up to fight them, seeing who is better at brawling, and then taking the kill to buy items?"

At this time, the cultivators from the Carefree Cave-Heaven also chimed in. "Hmm...? We usually just group up as five in the mid lane and fight together. How can it be played like this?"

At this moment, Owner Fang had already arrived at his own blue-buff zone.

Meanwhile, over at the Half City shop, a certain funny-ball was operating his Blind Monk, even calling upon his own mid-laner as they crept surreptitiously toward Owner Fang’s blue-buff territory.

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