Chapter 798: Look What We Found? A Stray Funny Ball
At this time, Boss Fang was single-handedly taking on the Ancient Golem—the Blue Buff—while concurrently explaining to his audience the concept of "Square Jungling."
Controlling Kha'Zix, Boss Fang kept his eyes on the magical map displayed before him. Concurrently, a notification appeared on the bottom right corner of the screen: "We connect our own top and bottom jungles with the opponent's top and bottom jungles. As everyone can see, it forms a square. This is the jungling route we intend to take."
"Huh...? Is it really that simple?" A large crowd of spectators sat in the lounge area, their eyes glued to the grand screen, while others watched through their communication jades.
Among a gathering of elves, Xela spoke up in bewilderment, "If that is the case, wouldn't the route be fixed? What would you do if someone ambushed and cornered you beforehand?"
At that exact moment, Boss Fang continued his explanation on screen, "Now, some students might ask, 'Boss Fang, wouldn't this make your jungling route fixed? What if someone ambushes you?'"
"This boss can confidently tell you that such a scenario is absolutely impossible."
"There is a saying: know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated in a hundred battles," Boss Fang said. "We must bring this kind of strategic thinking into the game. For instance, the opposing jungler, Lee Sin, has a very high win rate and knows how to play."
Boss Fang continued to maneuver while leading the Ancient Golem to a more secluded location.
"If they know how to play Lee Sin, they will definitely clear jungle monsters more comfortably than us." His gaze on the magical map never wavered for a single second. "Therefore, he has definitely just finished clearing the ghosts in the forest and is now invading my territory."
"Look at the current time; his position right now should be exactly here." The Ancient Golem posed no real challenge to Boss Fang, so he even found the spare time to draw a circle on the map.
At this moment, the enchantress Ning Bi glanced over at the corner of the Half City shop. Sure enough, she saw a cluster of dark cloud playing with great enthusiasm. Sneaking through the thickets—the original brush—that Boss Fang had just pointed out, the figure moved toward the Blue Buff while frantically pinging the mid-laner.
Then, with great joy, the figure located the spot where the Blue Buff resided in the forest.
Not a single ghost of a shadow was in sight.
"Pfft—!" Watching this unfold, Ning Bi nearly spat out her cola. "Is this trash boss cheating!?"
Xela and the rest of the audience also witnessed that the moment Boss Fang finished taking the Blue Buff, a Lee Sin emerged from the forest on his heels, wandering around the empty spot like a headless fly.
"Where is the Blue Buff!?" In another live stream room, a blind monk with the ID "Demon God Supreme Celestial" hovering above his head was wandering frantically through the forest. "It was clearly such a massive thing here!? Is there something wrong with this game?!"
"Holy crap...!" Beholding this scene, Xela and the other elves, along with the rest of the audience, were left dumbfounded.
"Can someone really foresee things to this extent!?"
"This is what you call strategic planning," Boss Fang continued. "Of course, this is merely the absolute baseline. As a jungler, this is something you must know."
A group of newbies sitting in the leisure area of the new East Continent shop stared at the screen in disbelief: "Something this incredible is only the baseline..."
"Huo-huo-ha-ha-ha-ha—!" In the Heaven Overturning Sect, Elder Dugu Xiao, a black-robed man supervising his disciples' lesson, laughed loudly. "This is the difference between a Supreme-tier jungler and you all. Do you see the gap now?"
The eyes of the disciples nearly popped out of their sockets: "Supreme Fang's jungling is truly beyond what our generation can compare to!"
It was worth mentioning that, slightly different from the original version, monsters like the Red and Blue Buffs, though not particularly agile, possessed a surrounding energy field. Consequently, even if a player evaded all physical attacks while killing the monsters, they would still sustain damage. Other small jungle monsters also had various unique settings to achieve a similar effect.
Evidently, this was designed to make the game more accessible and balanced, eliminating the possibility of certain players utilizing pure mechanical skill to jungle without taking damage. After all, a competitive game emphasized the contest between humans, rather than between humans and jungle monsters.
This also prevented players from passively farming in the jungle the entire time because the monsters were too easy, or from spending the entire game challenging monsters and abandoning the opportunity to contest their opponents because the monsters were too difficult.
As a result, Boss Fang's current health status was not in the best shape.
Thus, after finishing the top-side jungle monsters, Boss Fang headed directly to the location of the final camp in the bot-side jungle.
Meanwhile, having failed to find a single soul or clear a single monster during his invasion, the Lee Sin chose to gank the top lane.
"At this time, we don't need to worry about it. It's enough to ping our teammate and tell them Lee Sin is at top lane," Boss Fang said. "Then we continue to take the jungle monsters, clearing the remaining camp in the opponent's jungle. We know Lee Sin is at top lane, so going into their jungle right now is absolutely safe, even though our health is very low."
"After that, we recall, buy a Tiamat, and it's game over."
"Huh—!?" Xela and the rest of the elves were stunned. They ran over to the station where Boss Fang was playing. "Boss, hasn't this game just started? How is it already game over?"
"Because now, we can begin drawing the square."
"Drawing the square?" Xela asked in astonishment. "Boss, do you mean to say that all four jungle quadrants, both the enemy's and ours, have been monopolized by you?"
"How is that possible! Kha'Zix cannot beat Lee Sin in the early game, alright? Don't lie to me!"
"How am I lying to you?" Everyone watched as Boss Fang stepped out, cleared a camp of jungle monsters, and then followed the river up into the brush. At that exact moment, a Lee Sin, who had just finished clearing a camp and possessed incomplete health, walked past the pathway of the jungle ahead in a completely unconcerned manner.
Everyone: "Huh—!?"
The enchantress Ning Bi was also standing behind a certain funny-ball player at this moment, staring at his screen with wide eyes: "Huh—!?"
The group of elves, along with the companions from Half City and Jiuhua City, also casually opened that funny-ball's live stream room, staring intently at this Lee Sin: "(ω)y Yeah—!?"
"Shh..." Boss Fang said softly. "Look, what did I discover? A wild funny-ball left entirely alone. Now, let us attempt to capture it."
"However, this funny-ball is not easy to deal with. We will slowly approach it from behind without making a single sound."
Inside the Demon God Supreme Celestial live stream room, a certain funny-ball was also staring at his own broadcast chat: "Hmm...?"
"Why does this deity feel like the audience in the live stream room has increased again?"
"Are you all here to watch this deity play Lee Sin? Everyone knows that Kha'Zix cannot beat Lee Sin, so..."
The moment the words left his mouth, he spun around abruptly, only to see a Kha'Zix suddenly pouncing from behind!
In an instant: "First blood!"
"Ahhhh—!" A screech like a slaughtered pig echoed.
In the live stream room, a cluster of dark cloud wearing a virtual headset was seen falling right under the desk in sheer fright, nearly throwing the virtual headset away in the process.
A dark head poked out from beneath the desk, crying out in heartbreaking agony: What the hell was that just now!?
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