Chapter 715: I Thought I Was Going to Pee My Pants from Fear, but Instead You Made Me Laugh Out Loud Like a Pig!?

"It must be so!" the Dwarven Elder, Thork, who had somehow slipped into the crowd unnoticed, chimed in. "Ah... this has to be the most cunning, malevolent, and unimaginably powerful deity I have ever laid eyes upon!"

"Look at him... even now, when captured by the combined might of this equally formidable God of Thunder and the others... he still bears the countenance of a man who holds all the cards." Adolf nodded in agreement. "He undoubtedly has numerous contingencies prepared, or perhaps he simply harbors utter contempt for these humans, whom he perceives as nothing more than wretched insects!"

As the narrative unfolded, Loki, the God of Mischief who had been subdued by Thor and his allies, was escorted by SHIELD into a uniquely engineered, highly specialized containment cell.

Surrounded by reinforced glass that no ordinary mortal could hope to shatter, it was clear that Loki, stripped once more of his mystical power, was safely contained.

Yet everyone watching could perceive that his true strength did not reside merely in physical might; he was akin to a born demon, his every word dripping with a insidious, mesmerizing cadence.

Even without invoking a shred of magic, he possessed the uncanny ability to beguile anyone who crossed his path, bending them effortlessly to his will.

Take this very moment... he seemed to be weaving a web of words around the Black Widow, luring her step by step into his snare.

By now, the entirety of Proprietor Fang's sightseeing troupe had gathered around to watch the spectacle unfold.

"You love him...?" Within the chamber, Loki's voice echoed, saturated with the venom of sin and degradation, while Black Widow stood before him, her defenses seemingly shattered as she recounted the ghosts of her past.

"Oh... so this dreadful, wicked god has actually ensnared someone precious to her... how utterly despicable!" Witnessing this, several elves in the audience felt a creeping sense of dread take root.

"How pathetic... to toil for liars and assassins... to believe that such deeds could ever wash away the blood on your hands?"

"You can barely keep your own head above water, yet you fret for others?" The dark deity’s voice grew increasingly savage and venomous. "I shall not harm him—not until he has finished you! And then I shall grant him ample time to wake to the horror of his deeds! To wail in despair to the heavens, before I shatter his skull!"

"..." As line after chilling line delivered, the atmosphere grew suffocatingly oppressive.

"It is over..."

"I feel as though this woman is about to collapse entirely!"

Just then, the beautiful woman clad in her sleek black bodysuit spoke with calm composure: "Thank you for your cooperation. I have what I came for."

Loki, inside the cell: "???"

"Eh?! What in the world just happened?!"

Of course, this minor twist did little to diminish the grand scale of the unfolding events.

"Ah... behold this dark god, still maintaining such supreme confidence..." the Dwarven Elder, Thork, gasped in awe.

"Heavens... he has escaped! He truly broke free!"

"What am I witnessing?! He has actually activated that terrifying cosmic cube! Is the end of the world upon us?!"

A pale blue beam of energy shot straight into the heavens, tearing open a massive spatial gateway; from his initial capture to his escape, and finally to the activation of the Tesseract, it truly seemed as though everything lay within the absolute palm of this dark deity's hand.

Countless warships from an alien realm poured forth from that pitch-black expanse of space, their destructive beams instantly obliterating everything in their path!

Cities and skyscrapers were reduced to desolate ruins in the blink of an eye!

"This evil god is far too poised..."

"Is the humanity of this world truly destined to be wiped out by him...?"

A colossal, metallic leviathan breached the wormhole-like rift in space, emerging into the sky.

Its mountain-sized form needed only to writhe slightly against the cityscape to cause the surrounding high-rises to collapse like houses of cards!

"He is hunting the Black Widow! Oh my heavens!"

At that perilous juncture, Hawkeye Barton, another superhero stationed below, drew his bow and unleashed an arrow.

It was an arrow of flawless precision, a shot Loki could scarcely hope to evade.

Yet in the next heartbeat, the powerful dark deity simply reached out his hand, snatching the arrow mid-flight right out of the air!

He cast his gaze downward, his eyes brimming with insufferable arrogance, a mysterious smile of absolute confidence playing upon his lips.

"Ah... I still believe this evil god possesses quite a terrifying strength..." Elder Xiewei murmured, deeply shaken by the display.

Boom!

The arrowhead detonated instantly, blasting Loki off his feet and throwing him backward through the air.

He looked utterly dazed and bewildered by the explosion.

"..."

A profound silence fell over the room.

After a long pause...

"Pfft—hahahaha...!" The entire internet cafe erupted into a wave of hysterical laughter, with several orcs laughing so hard they collapsed onto the floor.

"Enough!" Having crashed through the window and tumbled into the penthouse, Loki glared with a contorted expression at the Hulk, who had pursued him inside.

"All of you are beneath me! I am a god, I tell you! I will not be bullied by an ant..."

"Is this evil god finally about to unleash his true, hidden might?!" several noble young ladies cried out in anticipation.

After all, knightly romances always dictated that once the vile antagonist was cornered, they would invariably reveal their ultimate trump card.

In the next instant, they watched as the colossal, green giant of unparalleled strength stepped forward, grabbed Loki by his legs,

and swung him around like a club, smashing him repeatedly into the floor. Boom, boom, boom! Thud, thud, thud!

The giant glanced down, saw he was still breathing, and slammed him a couple more times for good measure.

By the time Loki regained a semblance of consciousness...

He lay cratered in the floorboards, entirely stupefied: "..."

"Puny god."

The entire audience of onlookers: "..."

It took a long moment for them to process what they had just seen, a sudden realization dawning upon them: "This was supposed to be a serious film, but I truly cannot hold it in, hahahaha..."

A group of orcs pounded the ground frantically: "Hahaha..."

"Ahahaha... snort—?!" Elf Elder Xiewei suddenly clamped her hands over her mouth.

"???" Did someone just make a sound like a startled pig...

"!!??" Everyone’s gaze instantly snapped over to her.

"It wasn't me! It wasn't me!" Elder Xiewei’s fair face turned crimson with embarrassment. "This Elder did not... did not just snort hahahahaha (^_^)!"

We truly believed we were watching some terrifyingly malevolent deity! We were practically on the verge of wetting ourselves from fright! And yet, you managed to make me snort with laughter?!

Are you absolutely pulling our legs right now?!

"Ah...?" Proprietor Fang looked at the elves in utter bewilderment. "I brought this out for you all to watch as a comedy! You play games all day long, is it not good to just unwind and relax a bit!?"

"Huh?!" The collective assembly of elves and orcs stood completely dumbfounded.

We were watching this as a bloody horror movie!

Agh—! Give us back our sanity and worldview!

Our entire perspective on the cosmos has been completely shattered by you!

The elven maiden Sera was laughing so hard her stomach ached, yet she lunged forward anyway, unleashing a frantic flurry of tiny fists like a meteor shower upon him.

I feel as though none of us will ever be able to look at a dark deity with a straight face again!

And at this moment, the true battle had only just begun.

As previously witnessed, Loki had used the cosmic cube to tear open a rift in space; beyond that threshold, within the deep recesses of the endless universe where galaxies shimmered, a colossal starship hovered like a monolithic shadow, casting its shroud over the entire Earth.

The end.