Chapter 789: The Series of "All Newcomers Are Monsters"

Inside the new store on the Eastern Continent, the cultivators of the Carefree Paradise were each holding a bottle of cola, some already

"Cola?" Ancestor Carefree pinched the empty cola bottle in his hand and said indifferently, "So the name of this beverage is 'Cola'?"

"It is not a beverage..." Li Wu, standing nearby, hurriedly explained, "This... this is just cola!"

"Not a beverage... but cola?" A group of cultivators from the Carefree Paradise looked curiously at the bottle, "Then what exactly is cola?!"

"Cola is..." Li Wu's fingers gestured in the air as he pondered for a moment, "Well... cola is... is... *hiccup*!"

"Is...?" Led by Ling Xuzi, several senior elders looked at this disciple in utter bewilderment, "Is...? *Hiccup*?!"

"???" Ancestor Carefree looked at Ling Xuzi in complete confusion, "*Hiccup*—?!"

"???" A band of Carefree Paradise elders first looked at their ancestor in a daze, and then...

"*Hiccup*" "*Hiccup*" "*Hiccup*" "*Hiccup*" "*Hiccup~*" "*Hiccup!*"

"*Hiccup hiccup hiccup hiccup~ hiccup!*"

"*Hiccup hiccup hiccup~ hiccup hiccup hiccup...*" w(Д)w!!??

Everyone else in the shop watched this group of awkwardly hiccuping newcomers with faces full of horror: "..."

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"Phew..."

"No... I could not control myself!" After a long while, Ling Xuzi finally managed to catch his breath.

Several elders also gasped heavily for air.

Then they glared at Li Wu: "What is going on with this cola?!"

"This..." Li Wu instantly broke into a cold sweat, "This... the method of drinking it was incorrect!"

You all drank such a large bottle in one breath, how could you not hiccup?!

"Drinking this cola... there is a specific method?" An elder glared, "Why have I never seen any special method required for the wine I usually drink?"

"Ordinary wine naturally does not require one," Ancestor Carefree remarked, "But the Immortal Grape Brew that I drank in the past was highly refined, so this cola... naturally has its own refinements too!"

Ancestor Carefree suddenly grew interested: "Then tell us, how should this cola be drunk?"

Li Wu fetched a straw from the counter, inserted it into the cola bottle, and took a sip with a look of pure intoxication, looking utterly blissful as if he were an immortal.

Li Wu praised greatly: "This is the correct way to drink cola."

Having said that, he took another sip through the straw: "Those who... drink straight from the bottle, they are simply..."

"Simply like a cow chewing on a peony, an insult to elegance!"

"I do not think this should be called cola," an elder said, his heart filled with unbearable longing, "It should be called the Immortal's Happy Water!"

"An excellent name!"

"From now on, we shall call it the Immortal's Happy Water!"

...

Glancing once more at the cola bottle Li Wu was sipping from, and understanding they could not drink too much of it at once, the crowd reluctantly shifted their eyes away from Li Wu's cola.

This made Li Wu feel entirely uncomfortable, so he quickly said, "Elders, Ancestor, in this shop... there are several other kinds of happy water."

"There are more?!" Everyone immediately glared over.

"What kind of happy water are those?!"

"..."

A minute later, each person sat with a bottle of happy water on their table, and they finally began this journey into League of Legends.

"What is the situation inside this secret realm? What dangers lie within?" Ancestor Carefree questioned, "I overheard a few words just now, and it seems this secret realm requires one's entire divine consciousness to enter, which is the most perilous part!"

Ling Xuzi also added, "Li Wu, quickly introduce the conditions of this secret realm to the Ancestor."

"Ancestor, do not worry!" Li Wu patted his chest confidently, "I will first invite the Ancestor, the True Masters, and the Elders into the room."

Very soon, Ling Xuzi and several senior elders of the Carefree Paradise accepted the invitation and entered Li Wu's Summoner room.

Li Wu spoke, "When the battle begins, the five of us will not be separated."

"So there is such a mechanism?" Ancestor Carefree laughed heartily, "Well done, figuring out the conditions of this secret realm beforehand. Is there a name for this arrangement?"

"This is called an Internet Cafe Five-Man Premade!" Li Wu explained.

"A fine Internet Cafe Five-Man Premade!" Ancestor Carefree took a sip of his happy water, greatly pleased, and then commenced this Internet Cafe Five-Man Premade journey.

Because they had skipped the beginner tutorial directly, Ancestor Carefree naturally knew absolutely nothing.

Ling Xuzi and the others were in the exact same position.

"These ones? How do we choose?"

"This is simple!" Li Wu said, "Ancestor, you choose this one... the Deathsinger, this one is powerful!"

"And this one... the Anivia"

As he spoke, he also explained some basic operational common sense.

"The Deathsinger?" Ancestor Carefree looked at it curiously.

"Karthus is an emissary of oblivion, fervently devoted to the beauty and clarity of death... Longing to become one with death, Karthus journeyed to the Shadow Isles and willingly surrendered himself to undeath. Karthus transformed into the Deathsinger, a terrifying lich existing in the world, delivering gifts blessed by oblivion..."

"Is this one truly powerful? Then I shall choose this one..."

"And what about these Summoner Spells...?"

"Teleport! Revive." Li Wu said, "I saw someone use them before. This Deathsinger can rise from the dead, and with this equipped, he is simply invincible!"

"Inherent resurrection? And another Summoner Spell for revival?" Ancestor Carefree visualized such a scene in his mind: being killed once, reviving, dying again, and rising from the dead once more...

The corners of his mouth curled slightly: "This is simply too powerful!"

He even felt a bit concerned: "With this 'Champion' being so powerful, is it not a bit... unfair?"

"Will I not be completely invincible when the time comes?"

"What about mine then?" Ling Xuzi pointed to the Anivia he had chosen.

"Such an auspicious creature, does it also possess powerful abilities?"

"Rebirth!" Li Wu introduced, "This phoenix is also very terrifying. It possesses the ability of rebirth; after being killed, it can likewise resurrect!"

"Then should I...?" Upon hearing that his chosen champion possessed such divine might, Ling Xuzi said with a hint of excitement, "Should I also bring this Teleport and Revive?"

"Naturally," Li Wu replied.

"Hahaha! Splendid!"

"Then we shall also bring this Teleport and Revive!" Several other elders chimed in successively.

"This..." Li Wu thought for a moment, "That works too."

"Excellent!" Ling Xuzi said, "Our Carefree Paradise sent you, Deacon Li Wu, here to investigate the situation, and we indeed did not misjudge you. It seems you are truly a promising talent!"

Imagine when the battle was over, the enemy had exhausted all their efforts to kill them, and then they stood right back up... Even if they were killed again, all five of them would revive collectively and teleport back to the battlefield...

Such a method of warfare... just thinking about it made one thrilled beyond measure!

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Let the game begin!

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